April 2013
mom: are you awake
me: bitch i might be
Apr 29th
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Blog Update
Hey guys! Just wanted to let you all know that I’m currently in the process of designing my own tumblr theme and this will take a while since it is my first time so I will be on hiatus. I’ll still be able to tell my followers and all that so don’t unfollow me!
Apr 29th
Gay person: *breathes*
White girl: Omg you're so sassy lets be BFF! lets go shopping!
Apr 28th
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forever: i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem
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ugh get out of my room roommate being lazy is my job.
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darrynek: hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder this bitch killed my vibe
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Anonymous asked: tit or ass guy?
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Okay Guys
Starting today, there will be some changes to the rules of my blog. I will now be able to tell if you don’t follow me if I follow you back on the spot. I will not follow you if you don’t follow be back. From now on, I will try to post mostly pictures for my blog instead of outrageous text posts The text posts that actually are on here must be hilarious By blog will now be a...
Apr 28th
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best compliment ever: you have great taste in music
Apr 27th
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saddeer: go down on me while i watch cartoon network 
Apr 27th
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wait ao a little kid actually declared war on both 4chan and anonymous?
Apr 27th
ugh get out of my room roommate i want to be alone.
Apr 27th
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Justin Beiber: Rape happens for a reason.
Media: OMG JUSTIN
Media: YOU ARE THE SWEETEST GUY ALIVE
Media: WHAT AN INSPIRATION
Media: ROLE MODEL TO YOUNG MEN EVERYWHERE
Media: JUSTIN YOU SO PERF
Billie Joe Armstrong: Ladies, if someone touches you and you don't want them to, feel free to punch them in the fucking face.
Media: OH MY GOD HE CURSED ON TV WHAT A DOUCHEBAG
Media: HE DOES DRUGS CLEARLY THE ANTICHRIST
Media: YOU'RE BRAINWASHING CHILDREN GO TO JAIL PLEASE
Media: DO YOU EVEN HAVE A SOUL
Media: LADIES STAY AWAY FROM MEN LIKE HIM
Apr 27th
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*watches many fucks fly across the sky, unable to reach a single one*
Apr 26th
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remember the brothers garcia?
Apr 26th
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i just realized why i named my d&d character deru omg
Apr 26th
dirtybongobeats: lowkeat: Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love. this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
Apr 26th
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so nagasi is already my favorite. don’t know why, just is.
Apr 26th
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DEAR LORD THIS MOVIE IS GRIPPING.
Apr 26th
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about to watch mysterious skin on hulu okay bye (only for a while)
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mythicdavvn: (sniff) smells like (sniffsniff — the smell of chlorine and lubricant wafts into my nose) s……swimming anime…………
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