mom: are you awake
me: bitch i might be
Hey guys! Just wanted to let you all know that I’m currently in the process of designing my own tumblr theme and this will take a while since it is my first time so I will be on hiatus. I’ll still be able to tell my followers and all that so don’t unfollow me!
Gay person: *breathes*
White girl: Omg you're so sassy lets be BFF! lets go shopping!
forever: i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem
ugh get out of my room roommate being lazy is my job.
darrynek: hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder this bitch killed my vibe
Anonymous asked: tit or ass guy?
Starting today, there will be some changes to the rules of my blog. I will now be able to tell if you don’t follow me if I follow you back on the spot. I will not follow you if you don’t follow be back. From now on, I will try to post mostly pictures for my blog instead of outrageous text posts The text posts that actually are on here must be hilarious By blog will now be a...
best compliment ever: you have great taste in music
saddeer: go down on me while i watch cartoon network
wait ao a little kid actually declared war on both 4chan and anonymous?
ugh get out of my room roommate i want to be alone.
Justin Beiber: Rape happens for a reason.
Media: OMG JUSTIN
Media: YOU ARE THE SWEETEST GUY ALIVE
Media: WHAT AN INSPIRATION
Media: ROLE MODEL TO YOUNG MEN EVERYWHERE
Media: JUSTIN YOU SO PERF
Billie Joe Armstrong: Ladies, if someone touches you and you don't want them to, feel free to punch them in the fucking face.
Media: OH MY GOD HE CURSED ON TV WHAT A DOUCHEBAG
Media: HE DOES DRUGS CLEARLY THE ANTICHRIST
Media: YOU'RE BRAINWASHING CHILDREN GO TO JAIL PLEASE
Media: DO YOU EVEN HAVE A SOUL
Media: LADIES STAY AWAY FROM MEN LIKE HIM
*watches many fucks fly across the sky, unable to reach a single one*
remember the brothers garcia?
i just realized why i named my d&d character deru omg
dirtybongobeats: lowkeat: Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love. this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
so nagasi is already my favorite. don’t know why, just is.
DEAR LORD THIS MOVIE IS GRIPPING.
about to watch mysterious skin on hulu okay bye (only for a while)
mythicdavvn: (sniff) smells like (sniffsniff — the smell of chlorine and lubricant wafts into my nose) s……swimming anime…………